This just in from our friends in Groton.
From the Hare: All are welcome except Sid the fucking sloth (see? Aren’t you glad you saw the movie?–hj), its a running club not a meandering club. Walkers do your thing as long as it’s not on 3 toes. All the wankers expecting a melt down will probably get wet. If you can’t stay warm blame, Al Gore he claims global warming is a pandemic. Plan to spot plenty of woolly mammoths– Its winter and lord knows the women stop shaving (the last time I did something this cold she just came out of the morgue).
Where: 215 Stoddards Wharf Road *NOTE CHANGE OF ADDRESS*
When: 2:00 November 17, 2012
On After: Valentino’s (BYOB?) or somewhere similar but more awesome (725 Colonel Ledyard Highway Ledyard, CT 06339)
What: 3 “beer” stops, may include a little extra to warm your soul, who are we kidding you don’t have one. A trail with lots of shiggy, rough terrain and a great potential to get wet…this is hashing!
Dogable: maybe. . .depends on the dog
Strollerable: nope, leave ‘em with the babysitter and enjoy the bejeezus out of those 3 drink checks.
Want more? Visit the RgH3 website, you lazy fuck.
Time: 3 p.m.
Start: Pub 67; 225 West St, Seymour, CT 06483
Details: A-A run: Eagle approx. 5 miles, Turkey laid upon request.
– Hentai-Me Down
When: Saturday November 3rd at 2:00… Yeah, that’s right 2:00… or 1400… whatever way you like it (that’s what she said…).
Where: Haley Farm State Park
Hare: NFN Holly
Dog-able: Sure, on a leash….
Bring $5, whistle, drinking vessel, good shoes, long sleeves for the shiggy, you know the drill… or you damn well should at this point…
On after: Ryan’s Pub at 112 Fort Hill Road, Groton
Coming from I-95 North: Take Exit 88. Turn left onto SR117 South. Turn left at the end onto Route 1 North. Turn right onto SR 215 (4th light). Take the first right onto Brook Street. Take the first right onto Haley Farm Lane.
Coming from I-95 South: Take Exit 88. Turn right onto SR117 South. Turn left at the end onto Route 1 North. Turn right onto SR 215 (4th light). Take the first right onto Brook Street. Take the first right onto Haley Farm Lane.