There once was a runner who had a wet dream that he get racy and hot wearing nothing but green. The New Haven Hash had what it seemed to make up a run naughty and obscene. March 16th is the place to be for hares and harriets who want to pee green!
Wear something Green, St. Patty’s Day theme, win extra points for being obscene. That’s right break out that lime green teddy. Dust off those shamrock boxers. Show off the lucky charms with that green g-string.
Saturday March 16
A to A with lots of B in between. Hash cash $10
Haberdashery in NHH3 style! Didn’t get your Hashmat Shirt? Bring some cash! Penis Fly Trap virgins will sure to be in supply for all the lonely and hard up! No cars will be lost in the making of this production…. OK, it probably will.
SPECIAL NOTE TO HARRIETS!!!
We are planning a Pre-Lube Harriet Pink Taco dinner on the 15th at 8p. Any Harriets who know the value of a good rabbit over a bad hare should join us!!! On topic besides wankers and good booze will be some Female led events this summer. Send Penis Fly Trap or FML a message if you think you wanna be there.
Cum celebrate the sixth anniversary of our founder, Dr. Gonad, being arrested and charged with felony disturbing the peace for laying trail past IKEA!
*REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT NOTICE*:
Due to renovations at the Anchor Bar, Saturday’s trail has MOVED to a different start/end location. Here is our revised itinerary:
- Friday, Feb. 22: Pre-Lube Pub Crawl featuring some of New Haven’s finest watering holes. Meet at 7 p.m., Sullivan’s on Chapel, 1166 Chapel St., New Haven.
- Saturday Feb. 23: HashMat Hash starting at 1 p.m. at O’Tooles Irish Pub, 157 Orange Street, New Haven. Parking garages are a block away at 54 Meadow St., and 96 Orange St. There will be an afterparty at another local establishment with details TBA.
- Sunday, Feb. 24: Walk of Shame Hangover Run from New Haven Department of Corrections! Start 11 a.m. at 245 Whalley Ave., New Haven, CT 06511.
Preregistration is for Saturday only, all other events are a la carte.
Registration is available via PayPal. Preregistration without a shirt is $26.50, with is $41.50. Registration on Saturday the 23rd is $30 and any leftover shirts will be $15.
Hotel discounts are available.
This year will also feature a ‘color run’ aspect where you can Paint the Townies wearing logo’d HazMat suits! If you want to get colored, a limited quantity of Hazmat suits will be available for $5 each.
Cum join us!