Monthly Archives: February, 2013

NHH3 Hash 118 — Lean, Mean, Green and Obscene

drunk_leprechaunThere once was a runner who had a wet dream that he get racy and hot wearing nothing but green. The New Haven Hash had what it seemed to make up a run naughty and obscene. March 16th is the place to be for hares and harriets who want to pee green!

Wear something Green, St. Patty’s Day theme, win extra points for being obscene. That’s right break out that lime green teddy. Dust off those shamrock boxers. Show off the lucky charms with that green g-string.

Saturday March 16

1 p.m.

Christy’s Irish Pub
261 Orange Street
New Haven, CT 06522

A to A with lots of B in between. Hash cash $10

Haberdashery in NHH3 style! Didn’t get your Hashmat Shirt? Bring some cash! Penis Fly Trap virgins will sure to be in supply for all the lonely and hard up! No cars will be lost in the making of this production…. OK, it probably will.

We are planning a Pre-Lube Harriet Pink Taco dinner on the 15th at 8p. Any Harriets who know the value of a good rabbit over a bad hare should join us!!! On topic besides wankers and good booze will be some Female led events this summer. Send Penis Fly Trap or FML a message if you think you wanna be there.

Register now for HashMat, Connecticut’s largest annual hashing event

toe tag 1Preregistration is now up and r*nning for CT’s largest hashing event, the sixth annual HashMat Hash weekend, Feb. 22-24 in New Haven, CT.

Cum celebrate the sixth anniversary of our founder, Dr. Gonad, being arrested and charged with felony disturbing the peace for laying trail past IKEA!


Due to renovations at the Anchor Bar, Saturday’s trail has MOVED to a different start/end location. Here is our revised itinerary:

Preregistration is for Saturday only, all other events are a la carte.

Registration is available via PayPal. Preregistration without a shirt is $26.50, with is $41.50. Registration on Saturday the 23rd is $30 and any leftover shirts will be $15.

Hotel discounts are available.

This year will also feature a ‘color run’ aspect where you can Paint the Townies wearing logo’d HazMat suits! If you want to get colored, a limited quantity of Hazmat suits will be available for $5 each.

Cum join us!


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