Monthly Archives: May, 2013

Calling all hares!!

We need you! Cum do your haring duty with the New Haven Hash House Harriers! Hares are needed for our summer hashes for the following dates:

June 8th Duck Duck Oops

July 6th

July 20th

August 3rd – Five Minute Layover

August 17th – Tap That Teacher

Never hared before but interested? Let us know and we’ll pair you up with an experienced hare who will show you the ropes! It’s wicked easy and fun – make your hounds go where no respectable human beings should ever be….oh wait, we’re hashers – nothing respectable here.

Check out this post from our old pal Booger for some great info on haring, and sign up, damnit!


New! Next Hash May 11th!

Come hash in the official birth place of the New Haven Hash House Harriers! New Haven native Tweedle Dumb promises a shitty trail for his first ever NH4 lay!

What: NH4 Trail # 120!!!

When: This Saturday, May 11th, 3:00pm

Where: Parking lot across from Randall’s restaurant, 236 Platte Ave., West Haven, CT 06516

Hare: Tweedle Dumb

Bring: $5 plus some beer money, virgins, your drinking shoes


Savin Rock West Haven

Summer Adventure Hash – June 22nd

New Haven Hash House Harriers kicks off summer right!  Join us June 22, 2013, in New Hartford, CT (that’s right, it isn’t even New Haven county – we’ll take the down down’s) for a day of hash, extended river crossing and four straight hours of beer!

It is a FULL day!  Opening circle is 10am – hash with plenty of shiggy, river tubing and beer fest to follow.  Beer fest ends at 8pm.  Van leaves the New Haven Train Station at 9:00 am and returns at 9pm (or Sunday morning) with a minimum of 15 hashers on board.

HASH:  A – ATubing – A – Satan’s Kingdom Recreation Park – 92 Main Street, New Hartford, CT – We will circle here and depart for 3 to 5 mile hash.  There will be extensive shiggy.  Walker and Chicken provided.

RIVER TUBING: Tubing / Beer Check and Circle on the Farmington River – 2.5 Miles of tubing with 3 rapids.  Tubes and return transportation are provided.  It should be in the mid 70’s to low 80’s.  Water is cold at first – beer will help that – but bring a suit or whatever you don’t mind getting wet.  Don’t forget sunblock and water safe shoes wankers. More information is here:

 BBQ: After our adventure ride we will convene for burgers and dogs and more beer at the recreation area where we parked.  Lunch is provided for all those on the full adventure day.

 BEER FEST!!!! – Shortly before 4p we will caravan the 3 miles over to the Sundown Beer Fest where we will be treated to four hours of beer tasting of some of New England’s finest: Back East Brewing, Berkshire Brewer Co., Broad Brook Brewing, BruRm @Bar, Calvary Brewing, Cambridge House Brewery, Charter Oak Brewing Company, City Steam Brewery, Cottrell Brewing Co., Farmington River Brewing Co., Half Full Brewery, Harpoon Brewery, Keegan Ales, Old Burnside Brewing Co, Opa Opa Brewery, Otter Creek Brewing, Relic Brewing, Stony Creek Brewery, The Beer’d Brewing Co, Boston Beer, Hartford Better Beer, The Weed Company, Third Leap Brewing Co., Thomas Hooker Brewery, Willimantic Brewing Company, …and More!  For more information:

We have a pre-negotiated rate for the Alcove Motel (used to be a Turkey Farm!) which is 3 miles from Sundown.  Tickets are available with rooms.  You can request to be paired with a roomate or bring your own.

Check out the website to register:


Science Hash – May 25th

Cum one! Cum all to the first anal Science Themed Hash R*n! Why is it science themed you may ask? Our answer, “Because, FOR SCIENCE!”

I know what you’re thinking; we must be the square root of two because we are so irrational! That may be true, but at least we can promise you a good time –or at least a positive reaction.

Promises: Short trail that will not only stimulate your myosin heads and fast twitch fibers, but also your digestive system as there will be a special BBQ/meal afterwards.

But the fun won’t stop there. There will also be a final r*n to test our Hasher’s endurance of beer and running. That’s right a Beer Mile! Let’s see who has the best time or who can at least finish!

There will also be other intoxicating experiments planned, so be sure to bring your lab coats and eagerness to participate in the name of science! Seriously the geeker you are the better! I would make another good chem joke, but all the good ones argon.

Cost: $10 if you bring nothing. $5 if you bring an item for everyone to eat!

(If you are bringing a tasty item please comment on the FB page!)

Hares: Jack Off All Trades and Penis Fly Trap

Where: 354 Woodmont Road, Milford, CT 06460

When: May 25th at 3:00 hst

If we still have not sold you into cumming just remember what Albert Einstein said (well what PFT thinks he said), “There are only 3 things that are infinite. The universe, human stupidity, and the amount of beer at the New Haven H3.”

science dog

Kentucky Derby horses

Hey all,

Just a couple of days till our next trail – Derby Day Hash!! Everyone gets a bet with their hash cash, so you’d better start thinking about who’s your horse!! Or your jockey… And also, some headwear….head, who said head?…inspiration. On-on!!

Running of the rosesPink flamingosDrink up


Horse Points Trainer Jockey Odds
Verrazano 150 Todd Pletcher John R. Velazquez 7-2
Orb 150 Claude R. McGaughey III Joel Rosario 5-1
Goldencents 129 Doug O’Neill Kevin Krigger 7-1
Java’s War 122 Kenny McPeek Julien Leparoux 30-1
Revolutionary 110 Todd Pletcher Calvin Borel 7-1
Overanalyze 110 Todd Pletcher Rafael Bejarano 40-1
Lines of Battle 100 Aidan O’Brien Ryan Moore 20-1
Vyjack 70 Rudy Rodriguez Garrett Gomez 15-1
Will Take Charge 60 D. Wayne Lukas Jon Court 20-1
Itsmyluckyday 50 Eddie Plesa, Jr. Elvis Trujillo 12-1
Black Onyx 50 Kelly Breen Joe Bravo 33-1
Palace Malice 50 Todd Pletcher Mike Smith 33-1
Normandy Invasion 44 Chad Brown Javier Castellano 8-1
Frac Daddy 44 Kenny McPeek Victor Lebron 33-1
Mylute 42 Tom Amoss Rosie Napravnik 33-1
Oxbow 36 D. Wayne Lukas Gary Stevens 20-1
Falling Sky 30 John Terranova II 50-1
Charming Kitten 20 Todd Pletcher 66-1
Golden Soul 14 Dallas Stewart 100-1
Giant Finish 10 Anthony W. Dutrow Jose L. Espinoza
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