We need you! Cum do your haring duty with the New Haven Hash House Harriers! Hares are needed for our summer hashes for the following dates:
June 8th Duck Duck Oops
August 3rd – Five Minute Layover
August 17th – Tap That Teacher
Never hared before but interested? Let us know and we’ll pair you up with an experienced hare who will show you the ropes! It’s wicked easy and fun – make your hounds go where no respectable human beings should ever be….oh wait, we’re hashers – nothing respectable here.
Check out this post from our old pal Booger for some great info on haring, and sign up, damnit!
Come hash in the official birth place of the New Haven Hash House Harriers! New Haven native Tweedle Dumb promises a shitty trail for his first ever NH4 lay!
What: NH4 Trail # 120!!!
When: This Saturday, May 11th, 3:00pm
Where: Parking lot across from Randall’s restaurant, 236 Platte Ave., West Haven, CT 06516
Hare: Tweedle Dumb
Bring: $5 plus some beer money, virgins, your drinking shoes
New Haven Hash House Harriers kicks off summer right! Join us June 22, 2013, in New Hartford, CT (that’s right, it isn’t even New Haven county – we’ll take the down down’s) for a day of hash, extended river crossing and four straight hours of beer!
It is a FULL day! Opening circle is 10am – hash with plenty of shiggy, river tubing and beer fest to follow. Beer fest ends at 8pm. Van leaves the New Haven Train Station at 9:00 am and returns at 9pm (or Sunday morning) with a minimum of 15 hashers on board.
HASH: A – ATubing – A – Satan’s Kingdom Recreation Park – 92 Main Street, New Hartford, CT – We will circle here and depart for 3 to 5 mile hash. There will be extensive shiggy. Walker and Chicken provided.
RIVER TUBING: Tubing / Beer Check and Circle on the Farmington River – 2.5 Miles of tubing with 3 rapids. Tubes and return transportation are provided. It should be in the mid 70’s to low 80’s. Water is cold at first – beer will help that – but bring a suit or whatever you don’t mind getting wet. Don’t forget sunblock and water safe shoes wankers. More information is here: http://www.farmingtonrivertubing.com/index.php
BBQ: After our adventure ride we will convene for burgers and dogs and more beer at the recreation area where we parked. Lunch is provided for all those on the full adventure day.
BEER FEST!!!! – Shortly before 4p we will caravan the 3 miles over to the Sundown Beer Fest where we will be treated to four hours of beer tasting of some of New England’s finest: Back East Brewing, Berkshire Brewer Co., Broad Brook Brewing, BruRm @Bar, Calvary Brewing, Cambridge House Brewery, Charter Oak Brewing Company, City Steam Brewery, Cottrell Brewing Co., Farmington River Brewing Co., Half Full Brewery, Harpoon Brewery, Keegan Ales, Old Burnside Brewing Co, Opa Opa Brewery, Otter Creek Brewing, Relic Brewing, Stony Creek Brewery, The Beer’d Brewing Co, Boston Beer, Hartford Better Beer, The Weed Company, Third Leap Brewing Co., Thomas Hooker Brewery, Willimantic Brewing Company, …and More! For more information:
We have a pre-negotiated rate for the Alcove Motel (used to be a Turkey Farm!) which is 3 miles from Sundown. Tickets are available with rooms. You can request to be paired with a roomate or bring your own.
Check out the website to register: http://www.eventzilla.net/web/event?eventid=2138988335
Cum one! Cum all to the first anal Science Themed Hash R*n! Why is it science themed you may ask? Our answer, “Because, FOR SCIENCE!”
I know what you’re thinking; we must be the square root of two because we are so irrational! That may be true, but at least we can promise you a good time –or at least a positive reaction.
Promises: Short trail that will not only stimulate your myosin heads and fast twitch fibers, but also your digestive system as there will be a special BBQ/meal afterwards.
But the fun won’t stop there. There will also be a final r*n to test our Hasher’s endurance of beer and running. That’s right a Beer Mile! Let’s see who has the best time or who can at least finish!
There will also be other intoxicating experiments planned, so be sure to bring your lab coats and eagerness to participate in the name of science! Seriously the geeker you are the better! I would make another good chem joke, but all the good ones argon.
Cost: $10 if you bring nothing. $5 if you bring an item for everyone to eat!
(If you are bringing a tasty item please comment on the FB page!)
Hares: Jack Off All Trades and Penis Fly Trap
Where: 354 Woodmont Road, Milford, CT 06460
When: May 25th at 3:00 hst
If we still have not sold you into cumming just remember what Albert Einstein said (well what PFT thinks he said), “There are only 3 things that are infinite. The universe, human stupidity, and the amount of beer at the New Haven H3.”
Just a couple of days till our next trail – Derby Day Hash!! Everyone gets a bet with their hash cash, so you’d better start thinking about who’s your horse!! Or your jockey… And also, some headwear….head, who said head?…inspiration. On-on!!
|Verrazano||150||Todd Pletcher||John R. Velazquez||7-2|
|Orb||150||Claude R. McGaughey III||Joel Rosario||5-1|
|Goldencents||129||Doug O’Neill||Kevin Krigger||7-1|
|Java’s War||122||Kenny McPeek||Julien Leparoux||30-1|
|Revolutionary||110||Todd Pletcher||Calvin Borel||7-1|
|Overanalyze||110||Todd Pletcher||Rafael Bejarano||40-1|
|Lines of Battle||100||Aidan O’Brien||Ryan Moore||20-1|
|Vyjack||70||Rudy Rodriguez||Garrett Gomez||15-1|
|Will Take Charge||60||D. Wayne Lukas||Jon Court||20-1|
|Itsmyluckyday||50||Eddie Plesa, Jr.||Elvis Trujillo||12-1|
|Black Onyx||50||Kelly Breen||Joe Bravo||33-1|
|Palace Malice||50||Todd Pletcher||Mike Smith||33-1|
|Normandy Invasion||44||Chad Brown||Javier Castellano||8-1|
|Frac Daddy||44||Kenny McPeek||Victor Lebron||33-1|
|Mylute||42||Tom Amoss||Rosie Napravnik||33-1|
|Oxbow||36||D. Wayne Lukas||Gary Stevens||20-1|
|Falling Sky||30||John Terranova II||—||50-1|
|Charming Kitten||20||Todd Pletcher||—||66-1|
|Golden Soul||14||Dallas Stewart||—||100-1|
|Giant Finish||10||Anthony W. Dutrow||Jose L. Espinoza||—|