Why you ask? Because our hares keep dropping like flies, that’s why! A new hare is needed for August 3rd. Please step up and set trail if you can.
A cautionary tale:
Listen up children, and take care, should you end up like this here hare,
She went to camp, she went to hash, didn’t know it would end in a flash.
FML, our very good friend, went to Rochester, where it would end.
Flour City they are named, and yes, they should be ashamed.
For their circle contained fire, though this we all should admire.
“Step right on up!” they said to her, and FML, well she said “Sure!”
Though “come near the fire” they said, “jump in the fire” she heard.
She thought it was for a toast, but alas, her legs did roast.
To the docs she sped in haste, and there right now she awaits.
New skin for her legs, and more beer from kegs.
So the moral of the story – don’t be road whory! STAY IN NEW HAVEN, DAMNIT!
…but seriously, FML will be okay, and yes, this post does have her approval! 🙂 If you want to send her a message while she’s recovering in Rochester, her email is email@example.com.