Monthly Archives: August, 2014
Why did the Hashers cross the road?
Oh Eff Me. How do these Hashes get away from me so quickly? In the past three weeks New Haven Hash House Harriers have had three Hashes and a figurative ass-load of new traditions thrust upon us!
Saturday’s 154th New Haven Hash House Harriers Hash may not have been the Hash that hallmark Hashes are made of, but then again, I’d be hard-pressed to conjure a more perfecter (yep, I said “perfecter”) Hash.
Start location: Branford train station parking lot (39 Maple Street)
3 pee em
Trail: A to A, live hares: Tiajuana Donkey Fluffer and Just Ed. Turkey/Eagle split, 5-ish miles, 2-3 beer checks, some off-road but not really shiggy.
$5 hash cash
From TDF: My house is too small to fit more than 3 1/2 midgets, so the on-after will be determined by drunk folks upon completion of trail.
Wax on, wax off. Hash like they do in Japan and make Mr. Miyagi proud (he was from Okinawa). I will try to lay the trail like i learned at my first kennel in the mysterious Far East. Wear anything vaguely Japanese related and get a shot of a special drink that I smuggled back to this country at the end of trail. I guess in the case of BYS, get a shot of special water? Chopsticks optional.
Five Minute Layover has been Hashing her way across ‘Merica and rousting Hashers along the way. While in Phoenix (where it’s just too goddam hot to Hash but those crazy-ass bastards do it anyway) she ran into Trifukta, who’s temporarily trading the dry heat for the wet-and-oh-my-god-will-I-ever-stop-sweating-in-August Connecticut heat this week. Hentai Me Down took note of this (via Facebook) and declared “I’ll effing drink to that!” And by “drinking” he means “Hashing,” which is mostly drinking, but you already knew that. Therefore:
Hentai Me Down Declares a Tuesday Night Pick Up Hash! Or, for lack of a better theme, a Shitty Beer Tuesday Hash! The premise is simple: Meet at O’Toole’s in New Haven for an On Out at 6:30 HST on a fairly short trail and then get your ass back to O’Toole’s for more booze and a convenient On After. Simple enough, right? Details are:
On Out: O’Toole’s Irish Pub, 157 Orange St, New Haven, CT 06510
Time: 6:30 Pee-M HST
Trail: A to A
Hash Cash: $5, but bring extra cash because $5 only goes so far when you’re boozing it up at O’Toole’s, even with the NH4 discount.
Habberdashery: Anything but that goddam disposable undergarment, Bleeding Gash! Just Ed is welcum to wear his Superman costume if he thinks that will help him get lucky. And, as always, new shoes are encouraged.
On a quasi-unrelated note, the Hash Trash from this weekend’s EPIC SHIGGY and RIDE IN A COP CAR Hash Trash will be posted Wednesday. Yup, the tale of Tap That Teacher’s ride with the Federales, the Skull and Boners-grade Shig-Fest, Shitty Diapers and New Shoes tale is yet to be told.
Welcum Trifukta! We’re happy you’re here!