#1: Mis-Management Meeting and Pre-Hash-Cheeseburger-Deluxe-Orgy!

The half-wits, er, I mean Brain Trust met, and we agreed that throughout the next year New Haven Hash House Harriers (a.k.a. Poison Ivy League or the more devisive NHH3 vs. NH4) will strive to accomplish the following.  And by “strive to accomplish” I mean “eat your poop samiches while we bust our arses to keep our precious kennel happy.”
What’s that, Tap That Teacher?  Too bitter too early?  Dammit!  I’ll never understand the balance!!
I’m getting a bit ahead of myself, and it’s only glass #2 of tasty brown booze, so let me please recap:
A primary objective for our kennel during the next 12 months is to grow in size so that we consistently host a Hash of between 20 and (Egad!) 30 Hashers per any given Hash.  These are my words, not the words of the collective, so launch all bullshit missiles my way.  “Why?” you ask.  Because Hashing is effing awesome.  Also, there is strength in numbers, and a consistent base of 20 Hashers that weens down to a Peter Dinklage-sized fistful of Hashers in the nippley month of January has the power to bloom pretty great (and by great I mean bawdy) things in warmer months (and by warmer months I mean February).  Lastly, imagine the number of Virgins we’d have to dig through to get a dozen to cum back time and time again.  The mind spins.
This is the plan, boys and girls:  We’re celebrating Hashmat in February again.  Yup.  Feb-Ru-Snowy-Effing-Ary.  But this is by design, and not just because we want to laugh at shrinkage.  Our heritage, broken as it may be in certain areas, sez the second month is for festiveness.  Who am I to argue?  We’ll Hash like MoFos in the snow, and hope that our good friends at Skull and Boners H3 and Rotten Groton H3 will join our celebration once again.  In return, we’ll rally for an Inter-Hash with the same Kennels later in 2015.  Have faith, Hashers, have faith.
Also, we’re committing to $25 bucks cold cash to promote our awesomeness monthly.  Yes, you’ll all be sporting NHH3 and NH4 tattoos shortly out of a sense of pride, but how many people outside the Hash will be seeing your bare ass on a regular basis?  This question does not apply to Bleeding Gash for obvious  reasons.  The cash will provide support for web-presence at our site, NewHavenH3.com, Meetup, Facebook and HashSpace.com.  There are a few other ideas in the works, and we’ll announce as they cum to fruition.
Mis-Management meetings will be held about every two months or so, the next being in October, and in addition to your elected Mis-Managers we’ll invite a Hasher-At-Large for insight we may have missed.  At this time I can neither confirm nor deny we’ll take this Hasher-at-large’s ideas and call them our own.
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