Monthly Archives: November, 2014

Breakfast In America Hash!

True, SuperTramp has nothing to do with this Hash, with the exception of the booze-enhanced orange juice...

True, SuperTramp has nothing to do with this Hash, with the exception of the booze-enhanced orange juice…

Hashers!  You may be thinking to yourselves “Goddam DYD is a deadbeat, waiting to the last moment to release the top-secret address to Saturday’s Hash,” and I would have to agree with you and offer humble apologies, and then throw myself upon your merciful hearts when we make it to circle.

Breakfast in America Hash!  Hares Don’tYouDare and Virgin Hare Will (a.k.a Stabby Stabby) will lay a delightfully wicked trail through Hamden where there will be our beloved paved surfaces as well as a smile-inducing amount of off road Hashing.  No real shiggy to speak of, unless we can get your asses lost, and no poison ivy, which makes TTT damn near giddy.  There will be Bacon-Infused Bourbon on trail, as well at Oatmeal Stout.  Perhaps a bagel fight?  You’ll have to Hash it to find out for sure.  Oh, and there will be Big H3AD (winky).  On Out is EARLY!  10:00 AM!  And now for the details (if only to keep Back Tits at bay):

EVENT:  Breakfast in America Hash

Date:  Saturday, November 22nd

On Out:  10:00 AM, or 1000 for you Jarheads and Squids

Location:  41 Todd Street, Hamden CT 06518

Parking:  In the Farmington Canal Trail lot, or nearby and walk the trail to Todd Street

Distance:  About Four-ish miles

Strollerable:  Nope, definitely not.

Hash Cash:  $5.00 Cheap

New Shoes:  Always strongly encouraged

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White Dress Hash – Winter is Cuming! Hare TTT!

R*cist behavior ala White Dress

R*cist behavior ala White Dress

This Saturday our own Tap That Teacher may be seen traipsing around the neighborhood of West Haven clad in nothing more than a diaphenous white schiff as she lays trail for our annual White Dress Hash – Winter is Cuming!  While TTT is always game for the saucier side of White Dresses (think Victoria’s Secret collides with Billy Idol’s White Wedding) she has expressed concern of a cold Hash now that we’re into the early part of Novembrrrr, so White Dress accordingly.  That’s right, skimpy rules the day, prudish attire drinks at Circle for being wusses.  Let the Hash details begin!

WHERE?  The far left of the parking lot near Jimmie’s at Savin Rock – 5 Rock Street, West Haven CT 06516.

DATE?  Saturday, Novembrr 8th.

ON OUT?  2:00 PM Sharpish!

DRINK CHECKS?  TWO!  WooHoo!

HASH CASH?  $5, Cheap!

STROLLERABLE /DOGABLE?  Why do we even ask this?

SHIGGY?  Maybe.  Maybe not.  It’s West Haven, fer cryin out loud.

ID NEEDED?  Only if you want your corpse identified.

WHITE DRESSES?  Not mandatory, but kinda desired if you want to be sexy.

Lastly, there’s a special treat for every Hasher wearing new shoes!

On On!  DYD

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