Ladies and Gentlemen, Wankers of all ages, (provided those ages are 21+),
Welcome to the Greatest Hash on Earth! Did you know that on March 28th, 1881, the “Greatest Show on Earth” was formed by PT Barnum & James Bailey? Of course not; hashers are not that smart!
So, in honor of this re-dick-u-lous fact, we are having a Circus Hash on March 28th. In an astounding feat, never before attempted by man (or wo-man), the Skull and Boners Hash House Freaks and the New Haven Hash House Oddities will lay a death-defying trail for all to enjoy!
Cum one, cum all and we hope you do! Mystify your fellow hashers and cum dressed as your favorite Circus Freak, Clown, Strong Man, Sword Swallower (yes please), Bearded Lady, Knife Thrower (yes you, Marty McDie), contortionist, etc. Or if you were too drunk and forgot to hash for St. Paddy’s Day, you could always wear your green dress.
Hares: Back Tits McGee, Just Paulette, Taint No Savior, Just Art
When: Saturday, March 28th, 2:00pm
Hash Cash: $5 – two shows for the price of one!
NH4 trail: On out at Pub 67 in Seymour (227 West Street). Park in the lot behind CVS. 2.5 miles true trail (A to B).
SBH3: Clown car ride from B to C, the start of the Boner trail. Dry bag or die!! Trail C to C.
Yes, you read right! Transportation included from point B to C, and back to A for On-after.
We hope to see you under the Big Top! On-on!!