Come to your favorite (ok, my favorite) little blonde’s alma mater and see just how smart you is.
The one and only Tiajuana Donkey Fluffer, also well acquainted with said university, back from wherever the hell he’s been, will take us on a tour of one of the finer learning establishments (cough-bullshit-cough) in the area.
Saturday, May 9th, 3:00pm
Bowen Field parking lot, Crescent Street, New Haven
$5 hash cash; virgins always free. And by free I mean…oh wait, forget I said anything.
Live hare, shitty marks on trail, 4 – 6 long miles. Drink checks, if you can find them, maybe snake in a bottle, who knows.