Monthly Archives: June, 2015

Friday, July 3rd – ‘Murica Hash with Rotten Groton

uncle sam

Hey wankers! This weekend, New Haven hashers are revolting and refusing to hash on their regularly scheduled hashing day….Independence Day! Instead, they are hooking up with Rotten Groton for their full moon hash night.

When: 7:00pm, Friday July 3rd. Leave early….traffic’s gonna be a bitch.

Where: Clinton, halfway between Groton and New Haven. Parking lot behind Grand Apizza on East Main Street.

Hares: Master Hater and Tap That Teacher

Hash Cash: $5

3 drink checks, ‘Murican style fun, long boring stretches of nothing, guaranteed. Cum on down!

 

 

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Sat. June 20th – Pick Up Hash in Milford

Pick-up-Sticks

Doing things a little differently this weekend! Come down and check it out!

Hare: Maybe YOU!! Unfortunately our hare for this week had to pull out, right before the climax. But the show must go on, so we will gather in Milford for a pickup-style hash

Here’s what you need to know:

When: 3:00pm

Where: Meet in downtown Milford, behind the library at the very farthest back parking lot

Named hashers: Get out your Google maps and start planning, because you could be one of our 3 lucky hares! We will draw straws to see who will hare the three legs of this hash. If you’re a Just, you’re exempt, but make sure you still cum to trail!

Hash cash: None…buy your own at the stops

  • Haring: New Haven type shaggy only, meaning grass and trails – no off roading through brambles
  • Plan on setting 1 – 11/2 mile trail
  • Beer checks: Make it at a bar people, there are plenty of dives in the area that would love to have us!
  • Chalk and flour will be provided; if you run out, blood works too!
  • Bring some circle beer! We’ll do circle at the cars or the nearby pavilion.

On-on wankers!

 

Bambi’s Fleeing the North – Saturday, June 6th

bambi

Hey all, so our friend Bambi’s Bitch is following in the recent footsteps of so many other of our fellow hashing brethren and h3@ding south to warmer climes. He will regale us with one last shitty trail before he departs however. Here are the deets:

When: Saturday, June 3rd, 3:00pm

Where: 117 Defco Park Road, North Haven

What: A to A trail, 3+ miles, (ish), 2 beer checks + 1 OTF

How much moolah: $5 hash cash, virgins are free, as they should be! Sweeet!

On-On!!

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