Monthly Archives: November, 2015

As Seen on TV Hash – SUNDAY, November 22nd

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Who doesn’t love gadgets? You know you do….. And who hasn’t seen a gadget on an infomercial that seemed awesome??

But…maybe you didn’t have the werewithall (or the guts) to call and order that Paintstick or 1-Second Slicer at the time. Well, now you can live out your gadget fantasies! (at least the PG ones…)

So grab your Stompees and your CamiSecret, pimp out your Snuggie, or just cum dressed as a Shake Weight! Either way, cum be a part of the biggest NH4 infomercial EVAH!

When: SUNDAY, November 22nd….note day change. This is not a Saturday people. At 1:00pee-em.

Where: Linden Park, Naugatuck. Take Route 8 North to Exit 27, take a left off the ramp, and you’re there.

Hare: Mathole

Trail: A to A, 3.5ish miles

Hash Cash: $5, Virgins always free

Shiggy level: Not much…you know what tends to happen on Mathole’s trails. Yup, rain.

On-after: Union Street Station, 23 Union St. Naugatuck.

But wait! There’s more! We’re hashing on a Sunday because New Haven’s very own Faceful of Leroy will be joining us straight from the tropical rainforests of Grenada on her way to sunny California. Cum on down and visit with her!

White Trash Bash Hash

The time has cum for Just Natalie’s virgin lay! As she pops her ‘haring cherry’ we will also make her dream cum true! Just Natalie will finally get to live out her fantasy of having a “Trashy as Fuck” themed bash! I suppose that’s what people aspire to when living in Iowa?!

So dress as your favorite redneck, hick, trailer trash…the less class the better!! Some suggested trashy items include cutoffs, wife beaters, tramp stamps, overalls and anything else that makes you look like a cousin lovin’, goat humpin, meth dealin’ low life!

PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE HASHING BEHAVIOR!!!

So travel down south the the County of Fairfield to the town of Bumble, I mean Trumbull!

WHEN: Saturday, November 7th, 1:00pm (Not 3 pee em….1 pee em)

WHERE: Commuter Lot off Route 25, Trumbull, CT. (use 40 Park St. Trumbull, CT 06611 for your GPS. The entrance to the lot is across the street, can’t miss it!)

HARES: Pee Dignity, and Just Natalie

TRAIL: A to A, 3.5ish miles

HASH CASH: $5, Virgins are free

DRINK CHECKS: 3, Yee Haw!

TRAIL REPORT: Light to Medium NH4 style Shiggy. Shiggy socks are always helpful. You may or may not get wet feet.

ON-AFTER: Marissa’s Ristorante, 6540 Main Street, Trumbull. (This is 4.5 miles from trail, about an 8 min. drive).

Dress up! You know you want to! Don’t be a douche! See you there

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