The Irish had their day, but Italians rule! We are the #1 exporter of wine, have awesome food and invented the orgy! What else do you need? Whether you are an Italian Stallion, wish you were, or just ride one, let us make you an offer you can’t refuse! Cum out and celebrate all that is Italian!
If you don’t, Andate tutti a vaffanculo!
Hares: Just Deb’s Virgin Lay, and Pee Dignity
When: Saturday, March 26th, 1:00pm
Where: Matthies Park, Beacon Falls. Take Rte 42 (Pine Bridge road) to Back Rimmon Road, which is the entrance of Woodland Regional High School. When turning onto Back Rimmon Road, fork right into the entrance of Matthies Park.
Trail: 3-4 miles, A to A
Drink Checks: 3+ beverage checks, special Italian checks and a challenge, and probably some food – it’s the Italian way! Please bring vessels on trail.
Trail report: Mix of trails, roads, and light NH4 shiggy.
Hash Cash: $5, virgins are free
On-After: American Pie and Pub, 15 Klarides Village Drive, Seymour