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Ghouls and Schools Hash

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Dia de los Muertos, Day of the Dead, Halloween….what better time for a dead hare lay!! Cum join your speedy hare Tap That Teacher on a tour of some of ‘Staven’s’ most picturesque…ummm, sure…haunts.

Where: Parking lot behind Stop and Shop on Messina Drive in East Haven. (Use 56 Messina Drive for GPS if you need to).

When: Saturday, November 5th, 2:00pm

What: A to A-ish trail. Around 4 miles, 2 drink checks, doggable

Hash Cash: $5….can’t beat that!

On-After: TTT’s place…secret location will be revealed at circle muahahaha

On-On y’all!

 

It’s the F*cking Madison Wine Mixer! Sat. May 7th

It’s that time of year again! What time you ask?? It’s the time of the year to dress up in Fancy clothes, talk condescendingly to the plebeians, and sample the finest wine available (in a bag). It’s the F*cking Madison Wine Mixer!

When: Saturday, May 7th, 2:00pm. We know that you’ll want to be fashionably late, so the promenade begins at 2:30.

Where: Madison Surf Club, north parking lot. Follow the pavement past the football field to the rear (unpaved) lot at the top of the small hill. Alternatively (or if they are enforcing parking passes at the Surf Club gate), park at Lowry Field 0 It’s just a 400ft saunter to the start.

Trail: A to A, 5.69 miles

Hare: Marty McDie, maybe you?

Hash Cash: $5 for trail, virgins are free!

On-After: BBQ on the beach at the Surf Club, for an additional $5. In case of inclement weather, the on-after will be at Cristy’s Madison.

Hash #198: Vive Italia! Saturda, March 26th

The Irish had their day, but Italians rule! We are the #1 exporter of wine, have awesome food and invented the orgy! What else do you need? Whether you are an Italian Stallion, wish you were, or just ride one, let us make you an offer you can’t refuse! Cum out and celebrate all that is Italian!

If you don’t, Andate tutti a vaffanculo!

Hares: Just Deb’s Virgin Lay, and Pee Dignity

When: Saturday, March 26th, 1:00pm

Where: Matthies Park, Beacon Falls. Take Rte 42 (Pine Bridge road) to Back Rimmon Road, which is the entrance of Woodland Regional High School. When turning onto Back Rimmon Road, fork right into the entrance of Matthies Park.

Trail: 3-4 miles, A to A

Drink Checks: 3+ beverage checks, special Italian checks and a challenge, and probably some food – it’s the Italian way! Please bring vessels on trail.

Trail report: Mix of trails, roads, and light NH4 shiggy.

Hash Cash: $5, virgins are free

On-After: American Pie and Pub, 15 Klarides Village Drive, Seymour

Double Hangover Hash – Saturday, January 2nd

After partying ’til you puke on Thursday and watching football ’til you puke on Friday, why not fight off the DTs and get your New Year on-on with a little hashing?

When: Saturday, January 2nd, 2016, 1:00pm

Where : 24 Annawon Avenue, West Haven (on-street parking)

Hare: Tweedle Dumb

Hash Cash: $5, Virgins (first timers) are free. Pre-lube and circle beer included.

Trail: 3 miles-ish. A to A, snow or shine, one beer stop (bring cash and IDs), circle under subterranean climate controlled conditions, warm vittles included.

On-After: Tweedle and Hairy Fritter’s crib.

See you all then wankers!

 

ChristmaHanaKwanzika Hash – Sat. Dec. 19th

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It’s that time of year again! Sleigh bells are ringing, dreidels are spinning, candles are being lit and Hashers are drinking (as usual). So cum on down to celebrate this festive time of year – it’s ChristmasHanaKwanzika!

To join in the celebration of this holiday season, cum dressed as Santa, an elf, a dreidel, reindeer, or get really creative, adorn your Festivus Pole!

When: Saturday, December 19th, 1:00pm start time

Where: Eisenhower Park, Milford CT. The entrance is by the tennis courts and the flashing yellow light. Pull in, drive straight down into the back parking lot.

Hares: Pee Dignity and Back Tits McGee

Trail: A to A, 3.5ish miles

Hash Cash: $5, Virgins are free

Drink Checks: 3.5ish

Trail Report: Light NH4 style shiggy. Shiggy socks are always helpful. you may or may not get wet feet.

On-After: TBA

Dress up, you know you want to!

 

As Seen on TV Hash – SUNDAY, November 22nd

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Who doesn’t love gadgets? You know you do….. And who hasn’t seen a gadget on an infomercial that seemed awesome??

But…maybe you didn’t have the werewithall (or the guts) to call and order that Paintstick or 1-Second Slicer at the time. Well, now you can live out your gadget fantasies! (at least the PG ones…)

So grab your Stompees and your CamiSecret, pimp out your Snuggie, or just cum dressed as a Shake Weight! Either way, cum be a part of the biggest NH4 infomercial EVAH!

When: SUNDAY, November 22nd….note day change. This is not a Saturday people. At 1:00pee-em.

Where: Linden Park, Naugatuck. Take Route 8 North to Exit 27, take a left off the ramp, and you’re there.

Hare: Mathole

Trail: A to A, 3.5ish miles

Hash Cash: $5, Virgins always free

Shiggy level: Not much…you know what tends to happen on Mathole’s trails. Yup, rain.

On-after: Union Street Station, 23 Union St. Naugatuck.

But wait! There’s more! We’re hashing on a Sunday because New Haven’s very own Faceful of Leroy will be joining us straight from the tropical rainforests of Grenada on her way to sunny California. Cum on down and visit with her!

White Trash Bash Hash

The time has cum for Just Natalie’s virgin lay! As she pops her ‘haring cherry’ we will also make her dream cum true! Just Natalie will finally get to live out her fantasy of having a “Trashy as Fuck” themed bash! I suppose that’s what people aspire to when living in Iowa?!

So dress as your favorite redneck, hick, trailer trash…the less class the better!! Some suggested trashy items include cutoffs, wife beaters, tramp stamps, overalls and anything else that makes you look like a cousin lovin’, goat humpin, meth dealin’ low life!

PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE HASHING BEHAVIOR!!!

So travel down south the the County of Fairfield to the town of Bumble, I mean Trumbull!

WHEN: Saturday, November 7th, 1:00pm (Not 3 pee em….1 pee em)

WHERE: Commuter Lot off Route 25, Trumbull, CT. (use 40 Park St. Trumbull, CT 06611 for your GPS. The entrance to the lot is across the street, can’t miss it!)

HARES: Pee Dignity, and Just Natalie

TRAIL: A to A, 3.5ish miles

HASH CASH: $5, Virgins are free

DRINK CHECKS: 3, Yee Haw!

TRAIL REPORT: Light to Medium NH4 style Shiggy. Shiggy socks are always helpful. You may or may not get wet feet.

ON-AFTER: Marissa’s Ristorante, 6540 Main Street, Trumbull. (This is 4.5 miles from trail, about an 8 min. drive).

Dress up! You know you want to! Don’t be a douche! See you there

I Know What You’re Doing This Saturday… 8/1

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Someone knows where the drink checks are, someone knows true trail, and someone knows what you’re doing next Saturday. Or this Saturday…

Where: Tilcon Road, Branford

Hare: Marty MCDIEEEEEE

Drink Checks: 3 – 4

Trail: 4.69 miles (true trail)

Shiggy: Minimal(ish) for Turkeys, more (wading) for Eagles

Cranium Lamps: Highly recommended for overachievers

Hash Cash: $5 …Virgins always FREE

Note: There isn’t an actual address for your GPS, but if you put Tilcon Road, Branford CT in, you should be able to find us. Other roads that lead to Tilcon Road are Pine Orchard Road.

 

Update: NOT NORTH BRANFORD!! This is a small road near the Pine Orchard Golf Course and Yacht Club.

Call TTT if you get lost 2039884593

Tribute to (Summer of) 69! Hash

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Welcum wankers! Trail #69 + 111 (#180 for you non-Matholes), is dedicated to 69, I mean, the Summer of ’69. Show your summer spirit and love of ’69 by dressing up in your best beach wear, hippy outfit, Bryan Adams costume or birthday suit because we love 69, er….the Summer of ’69!!

Where: Veteran’s Memorial Park, Brushy Plain Road, Branford

Hares: Face Full of Leroy and Cunt for Red Cocktober

Time: 2:30 show, 2:69 to go

Hash Cash: $5, Virgins (first-timers) Freeeee!

Shiggy: 6.9%-ish

Recommendations: Bug Spray, Sun Block, Shiggy Socks. There will be water if you choose to get wet-ter.

Green and Amber Hash! Saturday, March 14th

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Beware the ides of March! No, wait…that’s Sunday the 15th, never mind. There won’t be anything to beware on Saturday the 14th…so we can fully concentrate on getting our hash on in true St. Patrick’s Day style – with the Wearin’ o’ the Green and the Drinkin’ o’ the Amber!

Mathole will hare a trail starting from the Green and venturing through some scenic Amber along the way. All the while, we’ll be wearing our finest green and drinking the finest amber brew that the hare has to offer.

When: Saturday, March 14th. 3:00pm. (Daylight Savings Time is back, bitchezzz!)

Where: West Haven Town Green. Church St. looks to be the best place to park, as there is no posted time limit on that street.

Hash Cash: $5

Wear: Green!!! That’s not hard, is it?

Also bring: Vessel (for your Amber), Cash for the on-after, virgins, and your Irish spirit

Since Mathole is haring….there is 100% chance of rain. It’ll be just like Eire! A wee lite drizzle won’t stop us though, will it???

 

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