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Tribute to (Summer of) 69! Hash

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Welcum wankers! Trail #69 + 111 (#180 for you non-Matholes), is dedicated to 69, I mean, the Summer of ’69. Show your summer spirit and love of ’69 by dressing up in your best beach wear, hippy outfit, Bryan Adams costume or birthday suit because we love 69, er….the Summer of ’69!!

Where: Veteran’s Memorial Park, Brushy Plain Road, Branford

Hares: Face Full of Leroy and Cunt for Red Cocktober

Time: 2:30 show, 2:69 to go

Hash Cash: $5, Virgins (first-timers) Freeeee!

Shiggy: 6.9%-ish

Recommendations: Bug Spray, Sun Block, Shiggy Socks. There will be water if you choose to get wet-ter.

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Breakfast In America Hash!

True, SuperTramp has nothing to do with this Hash, with the exception of the booze-enhanced orange juice...

True, SuperTramp has nothing to do with this Hash, with the exception of the booze-enhanced orange juice…

Hashers!  You may be thinking to yourselves “Goddam DYD is a deadbeat, waiting to the last moment to release the top-secret address to Saturday’s Hash,” and I would have to agree with you and offer humble apologies, and then throw myself upon your merciful hearts when we make it to circle.

Breakfast in America Hash!  Hares Don’tYouDare and Virgin Hare Will (a.k.a Stabby Stabby) will lay a delightfully wicked trail through Hamden where there will be our beloved paved surfaces as well as a smile-inducing amount of off road Hashing.  No real shiggy to speak of, unless we can get your asses lost, and no poison ivy, which makes TTT damn near giddy.  There will be Bacon-Infused Bourbon on trail, as well at Oatmeal Stout.  Perhaps a bagel fight?  You’ll have to Hash it to find out for sure.  Oh, and there will be Big H3AD (winky).  On Out is EARLY!  10:00 AM!  And now for the details (if only to keep Back Tits at bay):

EVENT:  Breakfast in America Hash

Date:  Saturday, November 22nd

On Out:  10:00 AM, or 1000 for you Jarheads and Squids

Location:  41 Todd Street, Hamden CT 06518

Parking:  In the Farmington Canal Trail lot, or nearby and walk the trail to Todd Street

Distance:  About Four-ish miles

Strollerable:  Nope, definitely not.

Hash Cash:  $5.00 Cheap

New Shoes:  Always strongly encouraged

White Dress Hash – Winter is Cuming! Hare TTT!

R*cist behavior ala White Dress

R*cist behavior ala White Dress

This Saturday our own Tap That Teacher may be seen traipsing around the neighborhood of West Haven clad in nothing more than a diaphenous white schiff as she lays trail for our annual White Dress Hash – Winter is Cuming!  While TTT is always game for the saucier side of White Dresses (think Victoria’s Secret collides with Billy Idol’s White Wedding) she has expressed concern of a cold Hash now that we’re into the early part of Novembrrrr, so White Dress accordingly.  That’s right, skimpy rules the day, prudish attire drinks at Circle for being wusses.  Let the Hash details begin!

WHERE?  The far left of the parking lot near Jimmie’s at Savin Rock – 5 Rock Street, West Haven CT 06516.

DATE?  Saturday, Novembrr 8th.

ON OUT?  2:00 PM Sharpish!

DRINK CHECKS?  TWO!  WooHoo!

HASH CASH?  $5, Cheap!

STROLLERABLE /DOGABLE?  Why do we even ask this?

SHIGGY?  Maybe.  Maybe not.  It’s West Haven, fer cryin out loud.

ID NEEDED?  Only if you want your corpse identified.

WHITE DRESSES?  Not mandatory, but kinda desired if you want to be sexy.

Lastly, there’s a special treat for every Hasher wearing new shoes!

On On!  DYD

Nudes & Beer Hash – Guest Hare Dirty Hoe!

Beer must be near...

Beer must be near…

NUDES & BEER HASH

For those who played with their erector sets, and know how to handle nuts and bolts, this is the Hash for you!

For those who immersed their fingers in jars of paint, and splattered gobs of it on their clothes, this is the Hash for you!

For those who enjoy nudes, beer, and historic landmarks, and an appreciation for creativity, this is the Hash for you!

GUEST HARE:  DIRTY HOE

DATE: SATURDAY, OCTOBER 25, 2014

TIME: 2:00 PM

ON-OUT: 1175 STATE ST, NEW HAVEN (CROSSFIT SIDE, PARK IN THE BACK-LEFT CORNER)

ON-ON: VARIOUS TRAILS (SUITABLE FOR SLOTHS, GAZELLES, AND OTHERS)

ON-IN: BRING HASH CASH ($5)

NH4 Hash #160: We’re Seriously Shitty Dancers

Apparently this Hasher wishes to remain anonymous as she does body shots of of Rotten Groton's Panda Sexpress at the On After at O'Toole's, so I won't tell you that it's obviously TTT.

Apparently this Hasher wishes to remain anonymous as she does body shots off of Rotten Groton’s Panda Sexpress at the On After at O’Toole’s, so I won’t tell you that it’s obviously TTT.

Summarizing Don’tYouDare’s Pants-Off Dance-Off Hash will be from an odd perspective since 1. I’m Don’tYouDare, 2. I kind of live-Hared it to the first Booze Check, and 3. I kind of Hashed it from there.  So rather than trying to capture the harrowing events and wild dancing done on trail with any sense of witty repartee, I think I’ll stick with my numbering system to summarize the long day that it was.

1.  Haring with chalk in the rain bites ass.  Giant ass, if I may.  To compensate, as I’m so wont to do, I left most trail marks on vertical surfaces, which made them hard to see (that’s what she said) for Hashers who are accustomed to looking to the ground for direction.  Also, at the Checks where I had so cleverly planned a dance event I did an ass-bitey job of marking the lead up to said dance event, thwarting my cleverness.  In hindsight, I should have drank at Circle for stupidassedness, buty I didn’t.  I suspect I may on the 25th, however.

B.  Live Haring is more fear-inducing than I had imagined (had never live-Hared before, and definitely has never solo live-Hared.  Yipe!).  It shouldn’t have been, though.  I had already marked the trail, so it should have been a no-brainer, but I kind of just wandered through the first half of the trail when I originally marked, so I was remarking as Hare and maybe Hashing a little bit, too.  Perhaps the greatest source of fear was in the knowledge we had at least two serious FRBers Hashing in Bleeding Hash and Panda Sexpress, and I in no way was prepared to lose my pants if caught (although it would have been an interesting Leeroy Jenkins event).

3.  First Booze Check was an On The Foot (Off The Foot?) where I was finally able to rid my refrigerator of the bleu cheese-stuffed olives that had been in my fridge for the past four years.  The martini was vile and tasted of ball sweat, it was claimed by Gash, and I had to take his word on his taste comparison.

4.  After the shitty martini we ran into Taint No Savior and his chick (Paige?) from Skull and Boners H3.  Hi Taint!

5.  Hashing a trail you’ve Hared, even if you’re absolutely not certain of every twist and turn, can be quite amusing.  Amusement is exponential when you realize you can watch the Kennel follow the Check Backs you’ve laid.

F.  Beer Check was found in an abandoned manufacturing complex, and I did a silent Phew that it was still there.  I had planned for more beer and water than I’d need, and poor Virgin Steve (or was it Virgin Bob?) had to hump that shit when we On Outed again.  Being wise to the trail I short-cutted forward while most of the Kennel (minus Smashmouth, who doesn’t cotton to shenanigans) was dispatched to crawl under or climb over a rusty and Tetanus-threatening fence.

7.  Bonus Beer OTF!  WooHoo!  Another Check Back!  Woo to the effing Hoo!

8.  Kennel disintegrated well before the On In at O’Toole’s.  Tap That Teacher and Hentai Me Down were long lost, Smashmouth and Tweedle Dumb didn’t wait at the Bonus OTF and were well in front, and Face-Full of Leeroy and Panda said “eff it” and short-cutted in when they became distracted at the last true Check.  Only the Virgin, Gash and DYD had the fun of Gangnam dancing across Elm Street.

9.  FRB?  TTT, I think.  DFL?  Maybe that was TTT, too.  I gotta take better notes.

10.  Hi I’m Gay met us at the On In and offered up some refreshing songs at Circle where he guest Beer Bitched.  Thanks, HIG!  There were accusations and accolades disguised as accusations, a welcoming of Virgin Bob and some cleverly-disguised booze in lieu of beer Down Downs.  Shitty times, fellow Hashers.  Shitty times, indeed.

On On – DYD

DYD’s Effed Up iPod Pants-Off-Dance-Off Hash!

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While scouting the trail for this Saturday’s New Haven I got a bit lost.  Okay, maybe a lot lost.  I’d scouted what I thought was the basic plan for this hash a few weeks before so a simple retracing of steps was in order, but I was sadly, sadly mistaken (said the guy who wears GPS tech on trail).

Where once there was the most delightful of evil-intent Beer Checks there was nothing.  But further on I stumbled upon an even more scintillating Check site where the Hashers would be able to enjoy cold beers on trail and then enjoy the thrills of shimmying under another chain-link fence (please refer to the Choked Chicken Hash several weeks ago).  Much maniacal laughter ensued.  Mwahahahaha!
So what changed in the weeks that separated the two scouting expeditions?  I thought long and hard about this for at least three or four minutes when it occurred to me.  My iPod!  Hadn’t worn it on the first foray, but had it blasting an odd array of music into my cranium since leaving the house yesterday morning.  And that’s when the genius of the next Hash jelled.  It would be a Dance Off Hash based upon the effed-up selection shitty music on my iPod!  So here’s the game plan:
Where:  On-Out in the vacant space behind Koffee on Audobon Street in New Haven.  Easiest access is from approximately 37 Whitney Avenue, New Haven,  We’ll be meeting in the lot next to the abandoned canal.
Trail:  A to A-ish, but only because I like to keep you short-cutters guessing.  Maybe about 4.5 miles, unless you get lost, too.
When:  Hash Time is 3:00 PM!  On Out will likely follow by 3:15.  Don’t cum late.
Hash Cash:  $5.00 Cheap.  At least one OTF add a BQ25 for the Beer Check.
What to Bring:  ID and extra cash.  And, of course, New Shoes.
Strollerable:  If you insist.
Dogable:  Yep!  But no yappy dogs.
Park:  East of State Street or in a lot – New haven allows only 2 hours on street.
The Dance Party Dance Off:  I’ve selected a few of the songs from my current wacko playlist and when you reach Checks featuring one of these songs you’ll need to act it out (not to worry, Hashers, Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda is not included).  Songs you may or may not dance to are:
Study these and be ready to get your groove On-On!
DYD

HammonASSet Beach Hash!!

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Blatant R*cist Behavior! Beer must be very, very near…

I’m currently enjoying the thrills of a raging head cold, so please forgive me if my usually clever bon mots fall short in this posting.  I’ll do my damnedest, though, and will begin by chanting about trees and shrubs and flowers with horns on my, well, you know…

Bust out the plaid flannel Speedos and bikinis, Hashers, we’re hea, oh damn, I mean going to Hammonasset Beach for an early Fall Hash Hared by Tijuana Donkey Fluffer!  I know there was talk of a most-excellent You Don’t Have To Go Home Camp Out Hash, but some of the key players have been struck with plague-like maladies (Thanks, Hentai) and the evil forces known as “real life” have claimed a few others.  We vow to On-On, nonetheless!!
Juicy Details!
WHERE:  Hammonasset Beach State Park.  Debauchery will be taking place in the upper northwest corner.  Address for the GPS (and where you can get a fix on the upper NW) is 1200 Boston Post Road, Madison CT.  Exit 62 off of I95 and then drive south until you hit water.
WHEN:  Saturday, September 27th.  On Out is 2:00 PM.  Please note the earlier time.  The Coast Guard’s Search and Rescue Unit doesn’t like looking for Hashers in the dark, so we moved it up now that the nights are longer than the days.
HASH CASH:  $10.00, which covers tasty food afterward.  And feel free to bring your own snacks to share or horde, as well.
STROLLERABLE / DOGABLE?:  Quite likely No.
HARE:  Tijuana Donkey Fluffer and quite possible FML, as well.
SECRET SURPRISE!:  You’re just going to have to be there.
Please check for update at our Facebook and Meetup pages.  HashSpace works, too.
I think I need to mainline some NyQuil now, so On-Out.
Don’tYouDare

Let’s welcome a new Kennel to New Haven!

Cum one, cum all! There is a new kennel in New Haven – The Skull & Boners Hash House Harriers

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This group will run one Sunday per month, and the odd Friday.

Live hares, mega shiggy, and fun, fun, fun!

Join their Facebook Group at the link below and get details on their inaugural run on November 10th:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/TheSBH3/?fref=ts

Other CT area hashes not to forget – hashing fun for all:!

Rotten Groton Hash House Harriers: http://grotonh3.blogspot.com/ and on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/158865257481910/?fref=ts

Ridgefield/Bethel Hash House Harriers: http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/Bethel_H3/

Enjoy!!

 

Next Trail Aug. 16th

Trail info for the 3 pee-em Saturday NH4 trail!

Once there were two hares,
who knew they couldn’t be snared.
So they cun-cock-ted a devious trail,
in order to cause hounds’ yells.
The trail was to be cruel,
so they brought beer along as fuel.
Penis Fly Trap writes better than I,

so fuck it, I will stop try…ing.

Trail Info for Saturday!

Trail will be 2 ish miles, filled with muck and thorns, and you’d be smart to bring your shiggy gear. Short distances might fool some, but you can’t run through marsh reeds.

Beer? HELL yes there will be beer. How many checks you might ask? 2 Beer checks, courtesy of the People’s Beer of Richmond…. (PBR)

Shiggy factor? There will be an estimated 3 out of 5 shiggy factor

Horrors/dogs? Please, do not bring them along, you’ll need all your appendages (some more than others) to navigate the trail.

What to bring: 5 dollars for trail (we hares are cheap tricks), Virgins for booben, Vessels for boozen, Dry bag so you are acceptable at the on-after, and Shiggy socks to protect your virgin shins.

D’Erections to start: Trail will be A-A, and will start from the parking lot to the athletic fields behind James Hillhouse High School — 357-399 Munson St
New Haven, CT 06511. If you get to the high school, off of Sherman pkwy, Turn left on Munson and immediately on the right is a parking lot to two athletic fields (open dawn-dusk). We’ll get in, get out, and quick fucking about, so find your way here.

On-after to be determined

Forewarning: The hares will be hung-over, and are likely to give no shits about what we run through, bring TECHNU and IVYBLOCK if you’re so inclined, but shiggy socks should suffice.

Adventure Hash Impotent Update NH4 Adventure Hash – HASH / RIVER TUBING / 4HR BEER FEST Dear Jessica You are receiving this message in relation to your order for the NH4 Adventure Hash – HASH / RIVER TUBING / 4HR BEER FEST Hallo Hashers! Mother nature has decided that there was really just not enough straight up beer time for us this weekend and in her infinite wisdom has decided to close down the river tubing recreation area. Due to excessive flooding of the river through the weekend, the company that runs the tubing can not open up. What does that mean for us? More beer time! We will be moving our motley crew to a new start location with the following plan: 10a – Hash! Start Whittemore Recreation Area, Barkhamstad CT (SEE MAP LINK BELOW 7 miles from original location) With BEER On In – Water Olympics / River Games / BBQ / BEER 4p – BEER FEST! (7miles from Whittemore Recreation Area) For those of you holding hotel rooms, your hotel is also approximately 7 miles from the new location. We have 3 drivers on hand to help you drop your stuff and get back. Tubing was the only reason you were coming? Partial refunds of your prepaid tickets can be issued after the Hash depending on what you pre purchased (i.e. Beer Fest tickets may not be refundable unless we have onsite people that take them). But don’t be a wanker! Come join us for some fun in the sun, first day of summer hashing, BEER, water games, BEER, BBQ and….BEER! MAP LINK: Whittemore Recreation Area East River Road Barkhamsted, CT 06063 Enquiries: To cancel your order or request additional information, please contact azjmail@gmail.com quoting your order reference mentioned in this email and your full details. We look forward to seeing you. Thanks New Haven Hash House Harriers azjmail@gmail.com

 

Hallo Hashers!  Mother nature has decided that there was really just not enough straight up beer time for us this weekend and in her infinite wisdom has decided to close down the river tubing recreation area.  Due to excessive flooding of the river through the weekend, the company that runs the tubing can not open up.  What does that mean for us?  More beer time!

We will be moving our motley crew to a new start location with the following plan:

10a – Hash! Start Whittemore Recreation Area, Barkhamstad CT (SEE MAP LINK BELOW 7 miles from original location) With BEER

On In – Water Olympics / River Games / BBQ / BEER

4p – BEER FEST! (7miles from Whittemore Recreation Area)

NH4 Adventure by HentaiMeDown

For those of you holding hotel rooms, your hotel is also approximately 7 miles from the new location.  We have 3 drivers on hand to help you drop your stuff and get back.  

Tubing was the only reason you were coming?  Partial refunds of your prepaid tickets can be issued after the Hash depending on what you pre purchased  (i.e. Beer Fest tickets may not be refundable unless we have onsite people that take them).  But don’t be a wanker!  Come join us for some fun in the sun, first day of summer hashing, BEER, water games, BEER, BBQ and….BEER!

 

MAP LINK: 

 


 

Enquiries: 
To cancel your order or request additional information, please contactazjmail@gmail.com quoting your order reference mentioned in this email and your full details.

We look forward to seeing you.

Thanks

New Haven Hash House Harriers

azjmail@gmail.com

 
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