Hashers! You may be thinking to yourselves “Goddam DYD is a deadbeat, waiting to the last moment to release the top-secret address to Saturday’s Hash,” and I would have to agree with you and offer humble apologies, and then throw myself upon your merciful hearts when we make it to circle.
Breakfast in America Hash! Hares Don’tYouDare and Virgin Hare Will (a.k.a Stabby Stabby) will lay a delightfully wicked trail through Hamden where there will be our beloved paved surfaces as well as a smile-inducing amount of off road Hashing. No real shiggy to speak of, unless we can get your asses lost, and no poison ivy, which makes TTT damn near giddy. There will be Bacon-Infused Bourbon on trail, as well at Oatmeal Stout. Perhaps a bagel fight? You’ll have to Hash it to find out for sure. Oh, and there will be Big H3AD (winky). On Out is EARLY! 10:00 AM! And now for the details (if only to keep Back Tits at bay):
EVENT: Breakfast in America Hash
Date: Saturday, November 22nd
On Out: 10:00 AM, or 1000 for you Jarheads and Squids
Location: 41 Todd Street, Hamden CT 06518
Parking: In the Farmington Canal Trail lot, or nearby and walk the trail to Todd Street
Distance: About Four-ish miles
Strollerable: Nope, definitely not.
Hash Cash: $5.00 Cheap
New Shoes: Always strongly encouraged
Cum on down for our 2nd Annual wearing o’ the green trail! And find out just how lucky the Irish really are! No green dresses needed, just dress green! Paint your face even! Let’s get St. Paddy’s Day weekend off to a good start!
When: 2:00pm, Saturday, March 15th
Where: 295 Treadwell Street (Parking lot for The Space)
What: A to A trail, $5 hash cash, 2 beer (or something) stops, leprechaun gold, good craic, live music and oh so much more!
Cum one, cum all! Mismanagement Erections will be held on:
Saturday, September 7th
O’Toole’s on Orange Street, New Haven
Let your voice be heard – many positions available. If you want to be considered, cum on down and let us know.
WHAT? NHH3 Blow Your Own Damn Self Trail 128(ish)
WHEN? Saturday, Aug. 31, 3 p.m.
WHERE? Odie’s Place
WHERE? BYS and anyone fool enough to lay trail with him.
Upcumming Runs – hares needed!!
Saturday, Sept. 14th
Saturday, Sept. 28th – FML
Saturday, Oct. 5th – TTT
Saturday, Oct. 12th
Saturday, Oct. 19th
Saturday, Oct. 26th
When one thinks of Easter, they think of rabbits and chicks. Well the New Haven Hash thinks nothing but tits and dicks.
This holiday weekend forgo time with those loving and dear, And get trashy and vulgar off our New Haven Hash beer!
Some asshats call us “square,” But you’ll never know if you’re not there!
Penis Fly Trap and Hentai have something naughty in store. You certainly won’t call it a bore.
Where: Dunn’s Pub, 2345 Whitney Ave, Hamden, CT
Time: 2:30 hst
Hash Cash $10
Promises: Special raffle prizes from a Penis Fly Trap perspective. 😉