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Tribute to (Summer of) 69! Hash


Welcum wankers! Trail #69 + 111 (#180 for you non-Matholes), is dedicated to 69, I mean, the Summer of ’69. Show your summer spirit and love of ’69 by dressing up in your best beach wear, hippy outfit, Bryan Adams costume or birthday suit because we love 69, er….the Summer of ’69!!

Where: Veteran’s Memorial Park, Brushy Plain Road, Branford

Hares: Face Full of Leroy and Cunt for Red Cocktober

Time: 2:30 show, 2:69 to go

Hash Cash: $5, Virgins (first-timers) Freeeee!

Shiggy: 6.9%-ish

Recommendations: Bug Spray, Sun Block, Shiggy Socks. There will be water if you choose to get wet-ter.


Smashmouth and New Amsterdam Summer Sunday Present…

Image A traditional Hash, at least if the Hare is Smashmouth! Per the Hare (and as seen on Facebook):  6/21 joint with New Amsterdam Summer Sunday H3 will start at 3:00 p.m. at 116 Lakeside Drive, Guilford CT. Trail A to A, 4 miles or so, mixture of road and off-road, no barbed wire or garbage. No drink checks or other modern gimmicks. Food and drink in a bucolic backyard at the end. Nominal Hash Cash; premium option includes bathroom access. If you don’t want to drive, cars will be at Guilford station to meet the 2:31 from New Haven – please RSVP if you’d like a ride.

Sept. 28th

Saturday, September 28th

Time: TBD

Place: TBD

Hare: Five Minute Layover

Next Trail Aug. 16th

Trail info for the 3 pee-em Saturday NH4 trail!

Once there were two hares,
who knew they couldn’t be snared.
So they cun-cock-ted a devious trail,
in order to cause hounds’ yells.
The trail was to be cruel,
so they brought beer along as fuel.
Penis Fly Trap writes better than I,

so fuck it, I will stop try…ing.

Trail Info for Saturday!

Trail will be 2 ish miles, filled with muck and thorns, and you’d be smart to bring your shiggy gear. Short distances might fool some, but you can’t run through marsh reeds.

Beer? HELL yes there will be beer. How many checks you might ask? 2 Beer checks, courtesy of the People’s Beer of Richmond…. (PBR)

Shiggy factor? There will be an estimated 3 out of 5 shiggy factor

Horrors/dogs? Please, do not bring them along, you’ll need all your appendages (some more than others) to navigate the trail.

What to bring: 5 dollars for trail (we hares are cheap tricks), Virgins for booben, Vessels for boozen, Dry bag so you are acceptable at the on-after, and Shiggy socks to protect your virgin shins.

D’Erections to start: Trail will be A-A, and will start from the parking lot to the athletic fields behind James Hillhouse High School — 357-399 Munson St
New Haven, CT 06511. If you get to the high school, off of Sherman pkwy, Turn left on Munson and immediately on the right is a parking lot to two athletic fields (open dawn-dusk). We’ll get in, get out, and quick fucking about, so find your way here.

On-after to be determined

Forewarning: The hares will be hung-over, and are likely to give no shits about what we run through, bring TECHNU and IVYBLOCK if you’re so inclined, but shiggy socks should suffice.

Trail July 6th you ask? Of course!

Sure there is! …as long as you hare!

Hares needed for the next two trails: July 6th and July 20th.

Just leave a comment here if you’re up for haring either date.

Hashers stepping up! July 6th and July 20th taken! You all rock, I don’t care what anyone says!

Next 4 trails:

July 6: Duck Duck Oops – our fearless transplant, our very own “eager beaver”!!

July 20: Jack Off All Trades – more details to follow, but epic of course.

August 3: Five Minute Layover – …as far as I know…

August 17; Tap That Teacher: Somewhere east of New Haven – shoreline trail

Times and details will be announced at least 2 hours before the scheduled start of the hash. 🙂

Calling all hares!!

We need you! Cum do your haring duty with the New Haven Hash House Harriers! Hares are needed for our summer hashes for the following dates:

June 8th Duck Duck Oops

July 6th

July 20th

August 3rd – Five Minute Layover

August 17th – Tap That Teacher

Never hared before but interested? Let us know and we’ll pair you up with an experienced hare who will show you the ropes! It’s wicked easy and fun – make your hounds go where no respectable human beings should ever be….oh wait, we’re hashers – nothing respectable here.

Check out this post from our old pal Booger for some great info on haring, and sign up, damnit!


Summer Adventure Hash – June 22nd

New Haven Hash House Harriers kicks off summer right!  Join us June 22, 2013, in New Hartford, CT (that’s right, it isn’t even New Haven county – we’ll take the down down’s) for a day of hash, extended river crossing and four straight hours of beer!

It is a FULL day!  Opening circle is 10am – hash with plenty of shiggy, river tubing and beer fest to follow.  Beer fest ends at 8pm.  Van leaves the New Haven Train Station at 9:00 am and returns at 9pm (or Sunday morning) with a minimum of 15 hashers on board.

HASH:  A – ATubing – A – Satan’s Kingdom Recreation Park – 92 Main Street, New Hartford, CT – We will circle here and depart for 3 to 5 mile hash.  There will be extensive shiggy.  Walker and Chicken provided.

RIVER TUBING: Tubing / Beer Check and Circle on the Farmington River – 2.5 Miles of tubing with 3 rapids.  Tubes and return transportation are provided.  It should be in the mid 70’s to low 80’s.  Water is cold at first – beer will help that – but bring a suit or whatever you don’t mind getting wet.  Don’t forget sunblock and water safe shoes wankers. More information is here: http://www.farmingtonrivertubing.com/index.php

 BBQ: After our adventure ride we will convene for burgers and dogs and more beer at the recreation area where we parked.  Lunch is provided for all those on the full adventure day.

 BEER FEST!!!! – Shortly before 4p we will caravan the 3 miles over to the Sundown Beer Fest where we will be treated to four hours of beer tasting of some of New England’s finest: Back East Brewing, Berkshire Brewer Co., Broad Brook Brewing, BruRm @Bar, Calvary Brewing, Cambridge House Brewery, Charter Oak Brewing Company, City Steam Brewery, Cottrell Brewing Co., Farmington River Brewing Co., Half Full Brewery, Harpoon Brewery, Keegan Ales, Old Burnside Brewing Co, Opa Opa Brewery, Otter Creek Brewing, Relic Brewing, Stony Creek Brewery, The Beer’d Brewing Co, Boston Beer, Hartford Better Beer, The Weed Company, Third Leap Brewing Co., Thomas Hooker Brewery, Willimantic Brewing Company, …and More!  For more information:


We have a pre-negotiated rate for the Alcove Motel (used to be a Turkey Farm!) which is 3 miles from Sundown.  Tickets are available with rooms.  You can request to be paired with a roomate or bring your own.

Check out the website to register: http://www.eventzilla.net/web/event?eventid=2138988335tubingMicrobrewery-Equipment-of-800L-KQ-800-


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