A small group braved the shitty pouring rain to join Mathole (wait…it was pouring on a Mathole trail??? The meteorologists should hire him, no joke!) through a tour of gorgeous, scenic downtown West Haven. The wearing of the green was abundant; even Bleeding Gash wore a green diaper to join in on the festivities! Blobs of pink flour led the pack through the West Haven Green. The racist bastards, otherwise known as the show-off males of the group, Gash, Back Tits McGee and Marty McDie, led the cool chicks, Just Paulette, Just Mishi, Jersey Shhhwhore, and Tap That Teacher. Our outfits, especially Gash’s festive diaper, elicited car honks and stares of disbelief all along the trail.
There was actual more-than-10-feet of shaggy, through the snow and a stream…not sure why the water was green; we’re not gonna think about that right now. An off (on?) the foot of Baileys was found in a park, and then back to the on-out it was!
Circle was stealthily held in the gazebo on the green, stupendously RA’d by Mathole. FRB….one guess. DFL….one guess. Down downs to TTT for losing her shortcutting skills, Gash for cranium gear in circle, Mathole for PBR light…who even knew??? Mishi as a returning hasher, TTT for alcohol abuse. (Should’ve been everyone else for making her laugh, duh). TTT for false acusation, Paulette for wallflowering, Gash & Back Tits for something homosexual I’m sure. Marty and Jersey…..did we even make them drink? Who knows?
On-after at Duffy’s Tavern, birthplace of NH4, with the addition of Just Loki.
Trail this Saturday!
Chicks Drive In
183 Beach St
West Haven, CT 06516
On-After: umm… a bar?
It’s a shitty trail, but it’s the worst I could do.
Email or Call if you have suggestions or concerns, so I can blow you off.
If you don’t like PBR byob
Ducky (Duck Duck Oops)
Come hash in the official birth place of the New Haven Hash House Harriers! New Haven native Tweedle Dumb promises a shitty trail for his first ever NH4 lay!
What: NH4 Trail # 120!!!
When: This Saturday, May 11th, 3:00pm
Where: Parking lot across from Randall’s restaurant, 236 Platte Ave., West Haven, CT 06516
Hare: Tweedle Dumb
Bring: $5 plus some beer money, virgins, your drinking shoes